Short Funny Anniversary Quotes For Your Special Day

Laughter, they say, is the secret ingredient that seasons the recipe of a happy marriage. While anniversaries are a time for reflection, gratitude, and sentimental gestures, they are also an opportunity to infuse some much-needed humor into your relationship. Laughter has a remarkable ability to dissolve tension, bridge gaps, and strengthen the connection between two people.

In these funny anniversary quotes, we delve into the lighter side of anniversaries. While heartfelt sentiments often take center stage, humor plays an essential role in any enduring relationship. This collection is designed to add a dose of hilarity to your celebration. It makes your special day romantic and uproariously fun. These funny quotes will remind you that love is not just about gazing into each other’s eyes but also about sharing a hearty laugh.

We don’t just bring you meaningful quotes, but we also offer a collection of funny novelty gifts for you to choose from to give to your loved one on your anniversary. With a variety of options for every budget, from familiar gag gifts to unique and fun items, many of which can be personalized. You definitely won’t want to miss out on this opportunity.

Best 100+ Anniversary Funny Quotes That Make Them Burst Into Tears

Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes

Laughter is the spice of any enduring relationship. Celebrate your special day with a dash of humor through our funny wedding anniversary quotes. These quotes are carefully curated to make you smile, chuckle, and even burst into laughter. They are a reminder that laughter is one of the most precious companions in the journey of love. 

1. “Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.”
2. “You’re my lifetime subscription to love.”
3. “Happy 5th anniversary! Five years, 60 months, 260 weeks, or 1,825 days - however you count it, it all adds up to love.”
4. “Congratulations On 10 Years Of Wedded Bliss.”
5. “Being married to me for the rest of your life is the real anniversary gift.”
6. “Even though we have more gray hair, wrinkles and body aches, celebrating our marriage anniversary never gets old.”
7. “I know that loving me isn’t always easy, but at least it’s worth it.”
8. “Choosing you makes up for all the bad decisions I’ve ever made.”
9. “For better or worse, I still choose you.”
10. “Sorry, no refunds. Happy anniversary!”
11. “Saying ‘I Do’ to you for the rest of my life is the smartest thing I ever did.”
12. “Another year together and I’d still choose you over a room full of puppies.”
13. “Let’s pinky swear we’ll celebrate every wedding anniversary like it’s our first.”
14. “Forgot to cancel my 30-day marriage trial… Phew!”
15. “A happy marriage is basically like an endless sleepover with a best friend.”
16. “If love is blind then marriage is a real eye-opener. Thank god we’re a perfect match and our married life is super hot.”
17. “Our marriage is like a deck of cards. It includes two hearts and a diamond but also two jokers at the end of the day.”
18. “Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener” 
19. “I love you more than carbs but less than cheese!” 
20. “I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year.” 
21. If love is an amazing dream, then marriage is the alarm clock.” 
22. “The four most important words in any marriage: I’ll do the dishes.” 
23. “On our anniversary, let’s celebrate being one year closer to death.” 
24. “For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.”
25. “When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. That tells you everything you need to know about marriage.” 

It’s important to remind your husband how much their sense of humor has enriched their life together. These funny anniversary wishes for husbands are the perfect way to do this. These hilarious messages are a delightful blend of love and laughter designed to make your husband smile on your special day.

26. “Marriage is basically just whispering, ‘Are you awake? I need to show you this cat video.’” 
27. “An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” 
28. “Unless you want to forget about your marriage, it’s a good idea to remember your anniversary.” 
29. “Drug stores understand life. That’s why the anniversary cards and sympathy cards are right next to each other.” 
30. “Some people ask the secret to our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing… she goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.”
31. “Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.” 32. “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” 
32. “Marriage is a lot like the army. Everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlists.” 
33. “If we take matrimony at its lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognized by the police.”
34. “Here’s to another year of loving, laughing and putting up with each other’s mothers! Happy anniversary to you, my darling husband. I love you.” 
35. “My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house.”
36. “Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have.”
37. “Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works & wife shops.
38. “My husband said he needed more space… So I locked him outside!”
39. “Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway.”
40. “Holy crap. We’re still married? You’re still my husband? Happy anniversary, I guess. I love you!”
41. “On our anniversary, I want you to know how much happiness and satisfaction I got from annoying the hell out of you all these years. I also want you to know that I have no plans of stopping anytime soon. Happy anniversary, dear husband!”
42. “Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway.”
43. “Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women.”
44. “Overall, I love you more than I want to strangle you.
45. “A good marriage is one that makes room for love, patience, understanding, and truth, as well as all your shoes, clothes, and bags. Happy anniversary to my husband who lets me have all the room that I want.”
46. “All I want for next year is you. Just kidding, give me diamonds.”
47. “My husband said he needed more space… So I locked him outside!

Funny Anniversary Quotes for Your Wife

Your spouse is not merely your romantic companion, but also your partner in joy and laughter. It's only appropriate to commemorate your anniversary with a dash of humor, considering all the times she has brought a smile to your face and laughter to your heart. These amusinganniversary quotes for your wife are crafted to achieve just that. They serve as a reminder that your shared journey is not only about the solemn moments but also the funny ones that have fortified your bond.

51. “Happy anniversary from the best thing that ever happened to you.”
52. “I adore waking up beside you every morning. Just don't exhale on me.”
53. “Every heart croons a tune, incomplete until another heart echoes back. Those who desire to sing always discover a song. With the touch of a beloved, everyone transforms into a poet.”
54. "We might not always harmonize perfectly, but I wouldn't exchange the melody we create for anything - happy anniversary!"
55. "Let's commemorate the day you stopped searching for someone superior to me. Happy anniversary!"
56. "Marriage is akin to vitamins; we fulfill each other's essential daily needs."
57. "You are the safety harness on the roller coaster of my life." Thank you for shielding me at every twist and turn, and through all the highs and lows of life, my beloved wife. You mean the world to me. Happy anniversary!
58. "I contemplated visiting the bakery, but I already possess the sweetest thing in the world at home."
59. "I adore you. Thanks for exterminating all the spiders this year."
60. "My husband expressed a need for some space - so I locked him out!". 
61. "In our home, I'm the head honcho. However, my wife is the one who makes all the decisions."
62. "One year completed, an eternity to go. Happy anniversary."
63. "Happy Anniversary! We've weathered many storms together, most of which were your doing."
64. "Being your spouse is like having a best friend who never pays heed to what you say."
65. "You're the only person I want to pester for the rest of my life. Happy Anniversary!"
66. "On our wedding anniversary, I just want to throw you a grand party from your own salary. Happy Anniversary!"
67. "I didn't understand the true meaning of happiness until I got married; unfortunately, it was too late by then."
68. "Happy anniversary, my love. If you finish all the leftovers again, there will be consequences."
69. "Happy anniversary day from the best thing that's ever happened to you."
70. "Mary, my wife, and I have been in wedlock for forty-seven years, and we've never had a dispute severe enough to contemplate divorce; homicide, perhaps, but never divorce." - Jack Benny
71. "I adore waking up beside you every morning. Just refrain from exhaling on me."
72. "Happy Anniversary, my love, I continue to appreciate your persistence in trying to alter me."
73. "In our home, I'm the head, but my wife is the one who makes the decisions."
74. "If your initial attempt doesn't work out, give it another shot. This time, do it exactly as your wife instructed!"
75. "I continue to adore you. Despite the fact that you pass gas while you're asleep."

Humorous Anniversary Wishes for Parents

Parents who have shared laughter have truly remained united. That's whyhumorous anniversary wishes for parents are the ideal way to celebrate their lasting connection. They remind us that family life isn't only about solemn moments; it's also about the comical ones that turn into treasured memories.

76. "Marriage is essentially texting each other “Do we need anything from the supermarket?” repeatedly until one of you passes away."
77. "Happy anniversary! Just think if our marriage was as functional as you portray it on Facebook."
78. "A married couple are well matched when both partners typically feel the urge to argue at the same time."
79. "Love is blind but marriage is a real revelation"
80. "Reflecting on it, I wouldn't have chosen you as my spouse if I was after a tranquil existence. My life would have been utterly dull and monotonous. Happy Anniversary!"
81. "I appreciate you for accepting me as your spouse and providing me the liberty to vent my frustrations at you whenever necessary. I'm confident you'll have the same privilege in the future. So, let's commemorate our Happy Anniversary."
82. "If love is a splendid dream, then marriage is the wake-up call."
83. "Marriage is the only type of blaze that insurance never covers."
84. "I was wedded by a judge. I should have requested a jury."
85. "Love is a war zone. You two keep emerging victorious! Happy anniversary to my dear parents."
86. "Being wedded is akin to having a best buddy who can't recall anything you utter. Happy anniversary to both of you. Observing you as each other's closest friends has imparted us valuable lessons about love, tolerance, and benevolence. We adore you!"
87. "Gratitude for selecting each other and for enlightening us on how to express love. Happy anniversary! Here's to another year filled with amusement and chuckles."
88. "I can't fathom where I'd stand without both of you – literally! Wishing the happiest of anniversaries to my fantastic and extraordinary parents. Here's to many more splendid years of joy, bliss, and merriment."
89. "Happy anniversary to both of you. Thanks for demonstrating to us some of the finest and most stunning things."
90. "Happy anniversary, mom and dad! We appreciate everything you've done for us and continue to inspire us daily."
91. "Wishing you a joyous anniversary, mom and dad! May the upcoming year and beyond be filled with happiness."
92. "Marriage can drive you mad, and you two are absolutely bonkers! A joyful anniversary to my amazing parents. May the next year be filled with laughter, joy, and happiness. I love you to infinity and beyond."
93. "The longer a couple stays together, the more they start to resemble each other."
94. "Let's hope mom doesn't start growing a beard like dad's. Happy anniversary to you two lovebirds. Thanks for being an inspiration to us all!"
95. "They say marriage extends your lifespan - it must be true, given how long you two have been married. Here's to forever, mom and dad! Happy anniversary!"

Final Thought

As you celebrate your anniversary with laughter and light-heartedness, remember that humor is a bridge that connects hearts even more profoundly. These happy and funny anniversary quotes are a source of amusement and a testament to the spirited journey you or your loved one embarked upon together. May your shared laughter on this special day echo throughout your years. It will be a reminder that love, laughter, and enduring happiness go hand in hand. Here’s to many more years of belly laughs and heartfelt moments together. Happy anniversary, and send lots of sweet wishes!